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Roger thought he could get away with eating all the office easter eggs early but realized he’d been caught when Debbie slapped the big easter bow on his head. “Haha I’m sorry!” He joked sarcastically “ I’ll give you money or more eggs, how…ho-
juanleona: My daughter gave me a preview before we headed to the chapel. As I walked her down the isle my cum was running down her thighs. By the time she said “I do”, my sperm had violated her egg. As she was leaving the reception she whispered
But did he bite the head off that chicken before stealing its eggs?
The Easter Egg Hunt is going to rock this year, thanks to Head Bunny Danni Ashe.
abovecenter: As the hours passed, she watched the clock in anticipation for when he would be back … as a bonus, the vibrating egg inside her was scheduled to turn on an hour before his arrival, which was just about … why is only one nipple piercing
didney-worl-no-uta: pr0fessah: im laughing so hard little arms Gaston hasn’t been keeping up on his diet of 5 dozen eggs every morning He’s got a big head… and little arms
Some of my favorite sculptures from this year’s Sculptures By the Sea. And me wearing a wicked weasel bikini and skirt combo =)
harveywalker: sexflexblog: Hung straight guy’s girlfriend films him getting head from a gay dude. She eggs him on until he cums in the dude’s mouth. HOT!!! For more pics of him, check: http://sexflexible.com/2013/10/real-guys-hung-guy-gets-head-from-gay
hornygoddamnedroosevelt: perks-of-being-chinese: a big freaking frick trump Zoom in on that fuck head :p You’re the slimy egg to my moist pencil ;)
theperksoflivinganonymous: Ginger Bread Man One Night Stand Pot Head Deviled Eggs Ceiling Fan French Kiss Assault and Battery Heisenburger Dust Bunny
She felt his spent cock slip from her twitching pussy, a large dollop of cum sliding out with it. But that was only a small fraction of the load he’d shot inside her, the remainder of which was now heading for a rendezvous with the egg (or eggs)
driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See
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hobanwashburnes: #neo’s running his grocery list in his head #oh i have to buy eggs #and milk #have to pick up my laundry too damn #oh crap forgot i burned my hand yesterday cooking omelettes #better keep it safe behind my back #…… did i
chiropteraphile: nakedcouples: Her 18 Him 23 Her easter treat “It’s your easter egg hunt,” she moaned out as he fucked her, her head falling back then as she flashed him that wild, heated smile of hers, “So let’s see if your sperm can
zombiepenguins: atrauelasil-shirana: zombie-chaser: Who did it better? Samwise did My friend says if there’s a zombie apocalypse, she’s going to carry a cast iron frying pan so that she can “bash heads and fry eggs” Fuck eggs, I’d
Redhead sleeping egg ;)
Requested in the last Livestream. I decided to ink and color her.
Happy now? XDGod, why do I love this so much. I literally giggled a few times while drawing this. And, yes, technically one is older than the other because she stuck her head out first. I’ve got a fic in the works where they give each other actual names.
Rolled my car this afternoon…I hit my head, but no concussion. Just a fat goose egg. The worst part was the laceration on my hand with some little pussy scratches sprinkled on. Three stitches in my hand later… Guess which hand? So…I
skuttz:Rolled my car this afternoon…I hit my head, but no concussion. Just a fat goose egg. The worst part was the laceration on my hand with some little pussy scratches sprinkled on. Three stitches in my hand later… Guess which hand? So…I am very
skuttz:Rolled my car this afternoon… I hit my head, but no concussion. Just a fat goose egg. The worst part was the laceration on my hand with some little pussy scratches sprinkled on. Three stitches in my hand later… Guess which hand? So…I am
So what if Dave or Davesprite gets his hands on Alt! Calliope’s egg and drops it like it’s hot while the pimp’s in the crib. The resulting cherub, which has no divided personality, gender or blood color would be all wonked on the head
sexflexblog: Hung straight guy’s girlfriend films him getting head from a gay dude. She eggs him on until he cums in the dude’s mouth. HOT!!! For more pics of him, check: http://sexflexible.com/2013/10/real-guys-hung-guy-gets-head-from-gay-dude-while-hi
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karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
dimetrodone: dimetrodone: dimetrodone: Live action Wall-E remake staring Danny Devito Tape some binoculars to his head and let him rummage through trash A hard boiled egg
teckworks: Master of the Hardboiled Egg! Head to my Patreon for hi-res downloadsand .psd files of my most recent images!
thehellofitall: The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better Bum Head Fire Duck Purple Rat Bird With Leek and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
fennethianell: Newt as the Pokemon Trainer :DHe would be bff with Spark, let’s be honest Hatching eggs together?!Oh gawd I have so much in my head
animations-daily:“This is Scrump. I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she’s upset because she has only a few more days to…”
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger
grimphantom2: ninsegado91: teckworks: Master of the Hardboiled Egg! Head to my Patreon for hi-res downloadsand .psd files of my most recent images! That Katella So round ;9
Sometimes when I’m making eggs or chicken… this gloating voice just whispers in my head “The tables have turned dinosaurs… the tables have turned.” and then what an only be described as a mental “Buahahahahah!”
aleksthetiel: I PUT THE TOP HALF OF A KINDER EGG CAPSULE ON ALEKS HEAD AND HE’S JUST SITTING HERE SINGING
rabioheab: Best Ways To Get Back At Your Parents When You’re Mad At Them do the worm in the middle of the kitchen floor for hours and don’t stop when they tell you to buy thousands of tubes of toothpaste repeatedly smash eggs against your head in
hatterandahare: nudeforjoy: chichispalabanda: #ChichisPaLaBanda #AntojoNecesario #AyOmaQueRica #Boobs Wearing flowers in her hair i thought donna and graham would also appreciate this gorgeous red head Oh bb. We’re in the same egg group.
spazzbot: woggywoowoo: Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you three severed Olaf heads so you can send your roommate on a horrifying easter egg hunt, and that’s close enough. I hate you so much Fran. Holy shit.
palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE
flyingonthefriendshipship: Would you kill him in his bed?Thrust a dagger through his head?I would not, could not, kill the King.I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see.Now get her to a nunnery. ~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
littlestevenuniversethings: #64: Pearl’s face as seen from the front. ~Requested by anonymous.
dance-like-a-tree: artemispanthar: dance like a tree replied to your post: SU probably has heavily storyboard-bas… Pearl from the front is the best thing ever. So ridiculous. Seriously. Her head is pointy in the front and in the back so when viewed
midnightlust: Jinkies~ Enjoy the hottest egg head we know.
brunten:Just your friendly neighborhood egg head
soreeyeah: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing
theryanproject: bandolin21: The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs. ^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hunger games tbh when I was in college I was broke as hell so I’d be taking heads off tryna get
r-rutherfords: things to call your significant other: honey sugar eggs egg head egg with legs fen’harel dread wolf
sixpenceee: A male yellow-headed jawfish taking responsibility for looking after the eggs until they hatch. Typically, the male fertilizes the eggs and then collects them in his mouth, protecting them until they hatch. (Source)
fallontonight: Jimmy and Ryan Reynolds go head-to-head in a game of Egg Russian Roulette!
breakfast-menu: Egg head 🥚
latenightjimmy: bobbymoynihans: Egg Russian Roulette. “Here in my hand, I have one dozen eggs, 8 of them are hard boiled, 4 of them still raw. you and Tom will select one egg at a time and smash it on the top of your head, you will not know which
lilpicassa: egg head
ribbon-queen: got eggs on my head, but dont call me an egg head
thebadgerssett: Little-known fact about me: I love bull terriers, despite not having ever drawn them, so of course I’m thrilled that Pidge owns one o’ these egg-heads. Top doodles were ref’d from various google images.
